He needed something for people to talk about besides his play

Does Feinberg have any plans in the near future to learn anything about the four major sports and/or soccer?

Hot.

Inshallah

You might say...his punchline was a hit.

There really are few things better than the butthurt comments of Cowboys fans, wherever the bandwagon they were on stalled after the 90s.

So now we’re going to start giving kids shit for getting to sit in the front row?

Oh my God...please tell me if you're joking or not. I can't tell and it's tearing my brain in half.

...but your hopeful that she picks “interesting and diverse” not “competent and diverse” choices.

I’d take “competent and qualified” choices over “interesting and diverse”

...I don't get it.

So...before the race of the police officer was identified, it was white supremacy. Now that they’ve been identified as a minority however, race has nothing to do with it?

I once pulled a Shivan Dragon, Eron the Relentless, Nightmare, and an Icy Manipulator after dropping $25.00 at the local gaming store. I’m embarrassed to say that it was, to that point, the best day of my life.

“not to diminish Love’s big moment, but”...(dimishes Love’s big moment)

“may arousals be for the victorious.”

I’ve been trying to figure out how much money I’d pay to attend a Waterworld-esque NFL game. I haven’t been able to come up with an amount that I wouldn’t fork over.

What a ridiculous take...the penalty for defensive PI is right where it belongs.

Thank God...after your first couple sentences, I thought you were going to complain about the connection between alpha males and competitive sport. You finished strong.

Being a Philadelphia fan is a special kind of hell in itself

Apparently PFF hasn't been watching Byron Maxwell