Makes no sense that San Francisco would also include Oakland and Fremont (Which is actually next to San Jose...) while a small town like Williston would only include itself. I would imagine that if we were to look at the same sample size, either population of sq. miles, then this figure would change significantly.

One of the 18 million here. Joint pain, bloating, terrible stomach cramps, whole nine yards when I come across some gluten (and a few other things). Mostly, I don't eat substitution foods — like gluten free bread or crackers or pasta — because I try and avoid food that's been processed before it gets to me, but it's…

With this, you just jumped the feminism shark.

I feel Jezebel destroyed every ounce of feminist credibility they had by printing this story.

Built-in speech recognition. In its current state, it's the most laughable feature that I've ever used. It's a great idea - no need to find secondary controls, no need to take eyes off of the road. However, every implementation that I've ever used is cringe-worthy. The process works like this:

Touchscreen everything. People will once again demand buttons and knobs for things like temperature control, volume, and other basic car functions. It is annoying as hell to have to go through menus because your feet are cold where a simple know you can feel where it is just works so damned well.

Better yet, just buy a ticket to be ON that bus next time.

They're basically expanding into segments where an FR layout doesn't make sense.

Theoretically? Yes.

So.. If BMW goes FWD and Mercedes follows, there's pretty much no reason not to buy an Audi huh?

YES. I can't be doing with the singular "they" ever, under any circumstances.

"Wish them a happy birthday"? This isn't even grammatically correct because you're only referring to one person. We need to invent a new pronoun for this. How about herm? hem? hir?

My body looks the same it did when I went to the gym for 2 hours at night.

No doubt this guy probably has a genetic advantage and is likely taking a hormone replacement, but the number of people who are fat due to factors they cannot control is negligible compared to the number of fat people who are simply lazy and/or do not know how to eat.

Red light cameras are purely a money grab and nothing to do with safety outside of propaganda.

The insistence that speed is the greatest determining factor in accidents has always irked me...

Awesome. Hey fat people, get your excuses ready!

Average is another word for lazy. Sure the frame of someone is something you can't change, but to be "ripped" and in good shape is not something only a select few can achieve. Now, to be 70 and this ripped is incredible but don't make excuses for average people who strive to be average.

I'm a little worried about the Danish guy with a broken ski - last I saw of him, some nice-looking men were leading him towards the lion enclosure at the zoo.