Well I don’t always hit the showers, but I still find a way to wash my ass because I simply don’t fell clean enough only using toilet paper.(unless it’s one of those magic shits where the first wipe clean)

My tip is this identify your exact problem for me the sheets almost always moved up so what we do is buy much longer sheets so when I tuck them under I have a good one third the mattress on top of the bottom of the sheet, now it does not fix the problem but it helps enough I only have to fix the sheets once every…

Not for my crack, my crack is cleaned with watter after every shit. So it’s natural but not normal.

I sleep naked and on the stomach and I move a lot during the night I have to nail down my sheets. There have been zero penis crushing accidents.

Certainly some North Koreans the way you described them, but most are just keeping their heads down trying to live the best they can withing a brutal system of oppression with a decent understanding of how shit their life is.

Osama was once a freedom fighter who was given stingers to fight Russian helicopters.

If you have the talant is the key word here. Most pop artists aren’t exactly that talented, they are good enough to sing other peoples songs and to perform how they are told, and that is how the publishers like them. People who actually have talent are much harder to control and to make profits off.

Bad press is only bad if it hurts the bottom line, almost no one buying music knows who produces the music they listen to or who published it.

Good thing Russia does not get to decide what is legal or illegal under WTO rules.

Well Lithuanian is supposed to be really old and surprisingly closely related to Sanskrit, so it kinda makes sense?

My intuition fails me once more .Gurvis just sounded so Lithuanian to me. I bet it’s the first time someone has wondered if you are Lithuanian?

Please be Lithuanian.

I am firmly in the middle ground, there are amazing socialist ideas that work(free education, health care, and social security), but they have only worked well when implemented in generally free market societies.

Pft there are plenty of western socialists who still think the USSR was a fine and dandy thing.

There is nothing wrong with having a business relationship with Russia.

Sure thing it’s not like there are valid reasons why plenty of people are against further solidifying Germany’s and the EU’s dependency on Russian gas.

Ever since Stalin is a good guy in Russia once more(he was considered a bad guy 20 years ago), it’s important to paint a picture where every action he took was not only strategically sound, but also morally just.

lol sure mate, you have uncovered the real and only truth of Poland being the aggressor in WW2.

Why is your best Russian accent German?

You had a vote. You voted no. From that point onward nobody is obliged to acknowledge Scottish people.