Neutral: Hey y’all, can we take it easy on Musk? Nothing turns a regular genius into an evil genius like having his company taken away and the world pointing its collective finger (through social media) and laughing at him. What could go wrong pissing off someone who:

You’ve never seen a vehicle that is both possessed and repossessed at the same time... until now.

1st gear Tariffs (part Eleventy Billion)

I can see it now. “ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

I guess you’ve never used Microsoft Sync.

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

I hate you, I’ve never noticed that until now and now I will never forget it...

higher octane gas—usually 95 or 98 octane—is already common across Europe

I’d love scooters to be more mainstream.

It’s just a different flavour of shit, I assure you.

Sometimes, I sit in my cinder block office with saggy, water-stained ceiling tiles and a non-functional doorknob, and I wonder what it would be like to work at a company that was not constrained by money.

I’ve never understood why we rarely get cars like this stateside, and when we do, people tend to ridicule them until they leave, leaving us all with homogeneous cars. Do y’all just hate fun or something?

If it’s good for business and bad for the average person, or less than average aka the Trump voter, it’ll get the AOK from the Trump administration, mark my words! Anything to fuck over the little guy and make the wealthy more wealthy.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

I am also entitled to this opinion: That all bumper stickers are stupid and should never have been affixed to a car in the first place.

Plus its a slap in the face to everyone else who worked their ass off, and went without to do the responsible thing and pay off the debt they owed.

The cost of the Republican corporate tax cut would have paid for the U.S. government to cancel out American student debt in its entirety, down to the last penny.

Just two?