I have a friend who shaped pieces of a vanilla Power Bar into goose poop-like shapes, placed them on the grass when we weren’t looking, then picked them up and ate them in front of us. Totally freaked us out.

Transportation lobbyist here. Any state legislature that attempts that will unleash a temper-tantrum by the auto dealers. They cut checks so they don’t have to worry about shit like what you’re suggesting. NADA: keeping the middle man relevant since 1917!

Shouldn’t it be the GT700+? Here’s a toast to hoping someone, anyone, at the state level starts requiring a special license endorsement for driving cars over 500hp. And over 70 years old. And an automatic banning if you’re over 70 and drive a 700hp car.

OMG, I would trade in my Golf R today if this were the case. #daddreams

To Whom It May Concern:

The new Jag XJ has an option to set the screen for like “minimalist” view or something, it’s the best thing ever.

So it would seem that to stray away from head gasket issues, remove any engine component with “EJ” in its part#.

The only right answer is Nokian, they are made by people who live in the snow, for people who drive in the snow.

Everyone talks about how you should “just buy winter tires” around these parts (SE MI), but I never really “got it” until I finally did it.

Every car I’ve ever driven or owned slides around, at least a little, and has ABS/traction control (if equipped) kick in in the snow...with all weather/summer tires (ugh, summer…

I haven’t made a grilled cheese without a smear of jarred Harissa since I discovered it.

BTB is THE FUCKING SHIT. Not only does it seem to taste better than nice carton stocks, but you can customize the intensity of the stock, it is virtually imperishable (so no rush to use that unopened carton of stock), and you can make a combo beef-chicken base without having to open TWO cartons of broth.

Pretty sure we’ve seen how this nightmare ends:

some people awoke Friday and found the storm had consumed their cars with ice.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Jason I think we as car enthusiasts often miss the point of the crossover boom. Average drivers want a comfortable step-in height, a convenient hatch-style rear opening, good ground clearance, and a commanding view of the road. You get none of that in a sedan. What they lose, better handling and performance, really…

He’s probably only got another 82 payments on that truck. No big deal.

Jason, do you use a blowTORCH to warm up your cars?

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

The way America is currently trying to reckon with its unspoken realities of abuses of power against racial, sexual and gender minorities…I wish gamers would have that sort of community soul seeking endeavor. Painful and violent and with gnashing of teeth though it may be, I think we owe it to ourselves and the world…

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.