I know what it is, it's the 4th variable. We've been stuck with rock, paper and scissors for so long.

Was this 40 uphill?

"I can help with that."

Dallas resident here. Y'all are going to be pissed when you here about the budget we gave Dez and Derek Zoolander for their "Teaching Kids to read Good" program.

And somewhere across America, a pedophile just let loose a huge "WOOOOOOOOT!!!!" as he logged into Jalopnik and saw a pic of his dream vehicle.

Yes, he's a Scrappy Dood.

"No fucking WAY these guys win without me." - green

Digging in the archives were we? LOL!

So good. I would rather miss my reincarnation than miss this fight. I have zero idea who wins here, and that's awesome.

Four Loko Strawberry, great for 80lb. dudes.

Shocker. What'd y'all expect, Minecraft skills?

Cory Jefferson news conference explaining the poor jumper was a result of being roofied by Cosby the previous night in 3....2...

Great lines in that song.

APB? Yeah, you don't want a hispanic QB dropping back into shotgun with today's police force around.

Did the racoon at least rob a store first?

Damn. He laid up.

Dude, I can HEAR him. I always imagine Gronk sounding like that Franks and Beans dude from Something About Mary that wore the red headphones. Beats sponsorship? Franks and Beats, by Gronk.

Rob: I did a 6 and a upside down 6!

If that was any less violent it would have been like pressing two halves of a grilled cheese together.

Tighten that strike zone up ump! Maybe try some squats.