Justin: "It's so fuckin' dope, I put rims on that bitch with spinners, and...

Looks like some glorious Fiero born love child.

The best was how wide his left eye got when he realized he was going down.

THAT's how you stay in the pocket.

"Why the Ford Probe?"

If you let me in your box I'll let you in my box.

Brady: "Jonas is late."

Here's my Cosby story. Penn relays '96, my 4x400 team is stretching in the paddock getting ready to race. We're 4 white dudes. Cosby strolls by, looks down at us and stops. He looks at all 4 of us and says, "You boys do realize the 10,000 meter is tomorrow." Starts laughing, we're all laughing. I say, "Mr. Cosby I…

"No seriously, we're casting for the new Tyler Perry "Snow Madea and the Seven Dwarves" remake. Follow us into these woods."

Let's quit beating around the bush, we hate him because he looks like Mer-man.

12:22 - Blount rolls out.

Sometimes when I think I've had a bad day, I imagine having to explain 'Interstellar' to Gronk.

"You fucking IDIOT." - Creative Writing Professor

If Davis gets any more blocks we're changing his name to Minecraft.

Last time I saw that many shots with no hits I was watching GI:Joe battle Cobra after school 25 years ago.

I wish Dirk talked more, he's so quotable. The best was last week on the Ticket when he said he makes Chandler Parsons pay for dinner "because it's my money anyway."

"Did I just read that Incognito is flying under the radar? LOL!!!" - Irony

Wait. Ebolas gone but Tosh is still here? That sucks.

Just pay the Mother Strucker.

Nice. "I'm innocent, but I DID do it so be lenient." Imagine it was your Mom, wife or sister he punched, I would be fucking enraged.