“Not that big.” - Easter Ham

Sounds like he’ll be back at that Buffalo Wild Wings pretty soon, they have an evening shift.

Clifford The Big Red Dog audiobook.

Is he gonna take his Flowbee with him? Not exactly a warlord level hair cut.

If it turns out he’s a cyborg or something I’d be like, “yeah that checks out.”

When I think how many of myself it would take to beat this guy in a fight, I just keep adding ten more me’s and going...”nope, not enough. 20 me’s? Nope. 30? I still don’t think that’s gonna work.”

They should just chat at the barber shop since they go to the same one.

“Mom came back.” Turns out she DID want a beach house and her own nail salon.

His tiny doll eyes creep me out.

Came here for this, Jack used to be so positive and open minded.

Where a surf leash kiddos.

“We’re gonna pass.” -NASA

They will be replaced by hot Indians, hot Indians are so 2017.

Maybe he was waiting for tribal tattoos to come back into fashion, little early.

*Hands Jared vest

“But when I saw the salad bar, that was the closer.” - Vince

“When they asked me to do a 2nd movie I just looked at the roster and laughed. We have a guy with a bow and arrow, a chick in yoga pants with guns, an unwieldy green monster, jack ass in a robot suit and Clay Matthews with a hammer.” - Joss Whedon

From the Ticket: “If Hannibal Lecther ran a 4.3, Jerry Jones would sign him and call it an ‘eating disorder.’”

I won New Englands (top 13 in all New England states in one meet) in the 400m in HS which got me to college where I eventually focused on the 800m. The 100/200m are obviously intense and demanding, but they're anaerobic, you basically breathe at the end. The 400m is a total whore bitch of a race because you spend the…

Nice job NFL, why don’t you just have a hit point system like World Of Warcraft to assess damages. +10 weeks for facial bruises when gf runs out of Mana.