“Not that big.” - Easter Ham

Sounds like he’ll be back at that Buffalo Wild Wings pretty soon, they have an evening shift.

Clifford The Big Red Dog audiobook.

Super dark role for Jake G, great movie.

Is he gonna take his Flowbee with him? Not exactly a warlord level hair cut.

If it turns out he’s a cyborg or something I’d be like, “yeah that checks out.”

When I think how many of myself it would take to beat this guy in a fight, I just keep adding ten more me’s and going...”nope, not enough. 20 me’s? Nope. 30? I still don’t think that’s gonna work.”

They should just chat at the barber shop since they go to the same one.

“Mom came back.” Turns out she DID want a beach house and her own nail salon.

His tiny doll eyes creep me out.

Came here for this, Jack used to be so positive and open minded.

Where a surf leash kiddos.

“We’re gonna pass.” -NASA

Is he maybe like three kids inside a giant suit stacked on top of each other to sneak into an R movie? But he snuck into the Presidency?

Those phones look like somebody flattened a Power Rangers helmet then slapped a Blackberry keyboard on the bottom.

Damn, all my Russian billionaire friends are going to be SO pissed.

They will be replaced by hot Indians, hot Indians are so 2017.

Maybe he was waiting for tribal tattoos to come back into fashion, little early.

*Hands Jared vest

“But when I saw the salad bar, that was the closer.” - Vince