She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Cheer up, bear! We'll be naming our Bear of the Year later today! (It will not be a Chicago Bear.)

"Nice spirals."

TAKE DAT WIT YOU!!!

I agree, fellow p1 little buddy. ;-)

Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

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Tommy Smith: Mike, we're going to have to fire your ass...

MOM: [gathers kids around kitchen table] I'm sorry, guys. The last thing I ever want to do is embarrass you or make you look silly. You know that, right?

Thanks a lot. Unfortunately, the t-shirt stand never opened. It was too expensive to get it started, even just to make a few shirts for friends.

Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

Who's driving car?

Sorry, this was a crap article. You are obviously not a true fight fan, and are more likely someone that wants to pick a part the sport and has a holier than thou attitude about it. Dana White is not a shadowy figure hoping that GSP suffers more brain damage. That's what makes him a great promoter for his sport, and…

"Weethee what you did there."

This story will run during the A block of every Fox News show. The war on Christians continues right after— oh wait, he's a Mormon? Fuck him. More on how Obamacare will kill you after the break.

"That's a fucking half-hug."

-Richie Incognito

"I'm here for the Gyro Ball."
-John Kruk, dressed in a tuxedo

Poor kid's clearly fallen off the radio flyer again.