Good gravy, I've scooped ice cream with more difficulty. That was like a 6o degree wedge shot, all cup.

Looks like a dude, he might have been playing defense in this shot.

I was runnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggg. Nice coverage Forest.

Ah, the old "your jet hit my plow" insurance scam.

Word is he has a pocket full of turnovers, and his homies do too.

Who cares, we're 5-1!!! We can spin this in Dallas. "Breaking Cowboys news, it is being reported that on Monday night Joseph Randle was NOT arrested for punching a woman."

I had no clue how strong these were, a couple years ago I pounded 3 in quick succession at a happy hour...then found myself eating a Jack in the Box taco next to a dumpster with no shoes on. Best taco ever.

This is what it's like living in Dallas right now.

Needs flame surfacing!

I really want to laugh and point fingers at whoever trusted this dude with their money, but I'm from Dallas. We gave Deion Sanders money to open a school. WITH books.

If you saw me golf you would think Herbold made my clubs.

I business news, Jerry Jones has just purchased Hawthorn.

Soon as I saw the beard and heard the eloquence...

Good thing ball players don't listen to portable music devices.

"So Claiborne took his pop-up, specially made, phonetically spelled, 'choose your own adventure' playbook specially made by Reading Rainbow and went home."

God damnit guys, you know you can't leave the lid up when the WNBA comes in town.

"Damn son! Dem kicks are DOPE as hell!" - The Elderly

79 seconds? Takes me that long just to settle on a subreddit.

Still upset about losing his wife.

Hmmmmm...where to have this weed shipped to. I KNOW! My residence.