Not drug related, vajayjay is the #1 drug in Dallas by far.

Noob here. Wouldn't this thing have a totally f'ed weight ratio? Would it be fun/safe to really get on?

It's being reported however that no crustaceans were abducted.

Every time I see Luck I think of this guy, it has something to do with their lack of a lower jaw.

Nobody wins here. Except the manufacturers of elevator helmets, BIG win for those guys.

Random fact, you can fit 60 Ray Rices and Stephen A's in an elevator if you stack them correctly.

2nd best feeling? "Franks and Beanz!!!!!"

The rage with Ray and Floyd stems from not being able to reach stuff placed on top of the refrigerator.

Ray: "Floor Please?"

Damn, no matter what kind of trouble dude pursues, he always ends up with crabs.

In academic news, Josh has been dropped from his 'Fictional Writing' class.

If the rest of our country had the IQ of New Englanders we wouldn't have to keep explaining rotaries to you fucking people. 4 way stopping God damn imbeciles.

Wesley Snipes from the blue line! GOAL!!!!

Evans draft stock shoots up the flagpole after epic hood jump is caught on video.

BREAKING NEWS: Floyd Mayweather and Derek Zoolander will be breaking ground on The Money/BlueSteel Center for Kids Who Can't Mutha Fuckin' Read Too Good.

I saw them a couple years ago in Napa Valley, these guys still play over 300 shows a year. Same tight pants from their heyday, old man balls aplenty.

I don't know Vince, Senior year at UT gets pretty tough for a football player. Pronouns are a fucking bitch!

Mango at 16, you FUCKING troglodytes.

Enough Drake, the guy is fucking everywhere. He is the chipotle of the rap world.