Can any race minded people tell me if a driver knows which way his rear end is going to swerve when he hits the gas?

Fucking Tesla! First cars, now NFL'ers, good to see Maurkice kicking fossil fuels to the curb.

From the freeze frame I gather she's not doing a hand clapping demo.

What's the only thing that wasn't allowed at this party? Apparently, sleeves.

I don't like the real Ken, what does the Faux say?

I'm in Dallas, I see no problem just sucking it up and admitting you want some guys in your draft to have huge busts.

Shawshank Redemption II

Next on The Longhorn Network, 'Dude, Where's My Car?'

8 pt. font, jam every fucking stream, box score, live update from badminton to jai alai on the homepage. Then make every link go to the Buttfumble gif. No Kinja.

I know people don't talk about it much because they don't get the spotlight, but you have to be serious about your back ups. Always roll a 2nd blunt.

Cody Kessler, doesn't wear condoms. Not even in the NFL yet and he's making a stance on murder, this kids got class.

"I make your vagina BLING!!!" - clit trinket

Excercise? Shit, I wear Nike, UA and Adidas climate control golf shirts just to go to work in Dallas.

No, the smell is just Arlington.

As of now the leader board stands with 7 players at zero for even par, and Ernie at +5 with zero fucks given.

"Oh fuck, not the worm again." -Overhead at the dance off as Pistorious hits the floor.

Shit is racist, crackers always getting less money. Yet graham crackers clearly play a hybrid cookie/cracker role.

My landlord won't even let me put a Dish on the roof.

Pictures above: Greg Oden at age 7 when he went as a soccer player for Halloween.

News Conference! The entire Tomahawk Nation has high anticipation regarding the possible emancipation or adjudication for the QB's crustacean liberation situation.