God bless that simple, gigantic, child like man.

As an armless man who was cast out of River Raft Guide school, I feel their pain.

I for one am thankful for the inevitable love between Manute Bol and Jamie Fox that produced this amazing child.

Taste the meatbow. no

WTF is she wearing on her legs, is she a S.H.I.E.L.D. operative?

No, that was actually an accurate posterizing, remember the yin yang posters us wannabe kid ninjas had in our rooms back in the day? Where the white piece is mashed up against the black piece?

When asked what his gameplan was for Denver's receivers Sherman answered, "Woo ha, woo ha, I keep 'me all in check."

Little girl skin, stretch it tight, best snare drum ever.

Lisa: This cock candy is delicious, I mean rock.
Matt: *chugs water

Legs are heavy, he will dominate.

Takes big balls to talk cats on sports radio. Big tin foil balls. It's playtime.

He's gonna be in the new Lord Of The Rings movie too.
"On a quest wit frodo, you already know do."

You're just pissed that you don't have any cookaroos.

"Unfortunate lie for Cink, he's going to have to get some great spin with that lobotomy wedge to get up and down." -Johnny

Whatever, his chicken is amazing. Glad the Colonel ditched the tie for 2014.

Dan is a true Deadspin rebel. Check the box? Fuck that! We're trying to highlight this ballot process.

Usually Deadspin is right on with their stories, but missed this one badly. It's not a UTEP scandal, it an Imhotep scandal. The Mummy made them do it.

Usually Deadspin is right on with their stories, but missed this one badly. It's not a UTEP scandal, it an Imhotep scandal. The Mummy made them do it.

Usually Deadspin is right on with their stories, but missed this one badly. It's not a UTEP scandal, it an Imhotep scandal. The Mummy made them do it.

I heard lots of North Koreans are super pissed this games being televised because it's bumping Alf from its normal slot.