So good.

Flowbee Bowl?

Dierks. You Norwegians are fucking crazy!

Dierks. You Norwegians are fucking crazy!

It looks like the stubby two prong metal handle I use at the gym to do tricep pull downs. Well, never doing that fucking exercise again.

"Bitch, let me check that body mass index!"

Cleveland has internet?

Two most common words in the life of Janice. Incorrect username.

"That clause isn't very realistic." -Santa

Thor didn't have the SAT minimum for Asgard U.

Nice to see him supporting the WWEF dinner gala, great photo op for women with equine faces.

I once pulled a tail grind off a mooses antlers while chugging a Mountain Dew with a joint hanging out my mouth, there not as dangerous as Sasquatch.

"ANTS ANTS ANTS, they're all over me!" - dude in white T

"Coach tossing little boys? Too soon." -Penn State

Actually, all my Asian friends thought it was a pretty clever quip coming from a black guy.

Nice haircut Kim, glad to see Macklemore style going global.

Gronk. STILL can't write in cursive.

Sounds like it was only a semicolon procedure.

The S in dudes name has horns! He must be evil.