Congrats Tipster Tom on your upcoming Jezzy internship.

As the bro hit the taxi in the cold winter night,
like a prancer from Jersey, in this whack Santa fight.
The "Yo dogs" were heard, "that new Drake album's tight!"
Fox News you're correct, all these Santas are white.

"Finding Gilooly", the touching story of a Mom turning the tube sock inside out she found under her son's bed.

"I'll fight every reindeer here!" - Cooper

If this was reddit I would have up up down down left right left right B A B A select start voted you.

Nobody's safe from this kid! Except pussy.

"Shit, did I leave that Redbox DVD on the counter?"

Pitch putt in the butt, DQ'ed for cleaning balls for a better lie. Sorry man, need a legal 18 to count that 65.

You write well, close the T-Shirt stand and go back to college.

Whatever, all clouds look the same.

I for one would love to join Asian Corky from 'Life Goes On' in fulfilling his dream.

Wish I could blame u, 90% of pop is awful right now.

Her album is actually pretty legit, got signed when she was 12. See her on the Grammy show? Kind of awkwardly fugly actually.

Have fun making offers from jail, word is cell block C is considering dude for their TE slot.

That Lorde chick is pretty cool, New Zealand should be proud. All we have is fucking Kei$ha. 'Merica!

"Adrian, can you recall which fans threw the hardest snowballs with the quickest release?" -Vikings scout team

Last time my swaggy p missed the backstop that bad I was shit faced at Applebee's and chose a children's urinal.

Love hearing about Michigan State and Urban decay when Detroit's not involved.

Praying for the United States Mutant Ninja Turtles! Don't get shredded.

No sucks, no blows, just what are they supposed to do with this air?