R2Detour

"Hold on man, you should really mullet over." - John Daly

Wow, this is getting merciless. There was so much blame being ladled on RG3 already, and now he's why there's no pepperoni on the pizza.

Buttfumble is great, but doesn't say "Live yo life mutha fucka!!!" quite like the frog. Just look at him, he's clearly trying to escape earths gravity, Sanchez was merely trying to elude a giant mans ass...and failed. Rocket frog was last seen enjoying gnat martinis with Jody Fosters Dad from Contact in the Vega…

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

Sorry, just couldn't read another fucking word after seeing "enjoying" and "pitbull" concurrently. He is a wretched party pop club rapper on par with dick cancer on my enjoyability scale.

"Hmmm...maybe if we pull your hair back as hard as we can and ratchet it down to your skull your eyes will stay open the whole game." - Genius Barber

OMG, melty face will look like one of the Nazis who opened the arc by then.

I like how u roll, u should go to med school.

He's gonna OD on BBQ sauce and titties before the season starts.

Holy shit, a Bills fan with a collar!

I was going to give you +1, but you clearly eagled.

That's going to cost him some strokes later.

"Yes maam, that is a teddy bear riding shotgun in my lambo."

You beat me to it, this guy could knock her up over Skype he's so slick.

Sure, it's their call, their health, but fighting MMA is voluntary. You know what GSP and Bones think of when they pick fights? Nike and Under Armor money, which will certainly wane when they lose. You can't pull the "I need to find myself" life bullshit just because you finally got your ass kicked. Cleared medically?…

Breaking News, Ford has just been fined $10,000 by Roger Goodell and the NFL for his helmet to helmet hit on Angela Lansbury

Whoever selected the pic with the balls just laying in the dirt did an excellent job. For some reason, it just looks sad. All different shades, haphazardly scattered...or were they abandoned? Good media selection.

We have self cleaning booths in Dallas with pressure washers, I just provide service and maintenance.