I like how to the left of Sapp's name they put up both icons for Buffalo Wild Wings.

2 of my favorite things, titties and not paying for shit.

"Turn it upside down, I'll forgive you." - JC

"Fuck it, chisel that kid from that fucking Christmas movie that's always on too."

"Discount double-zap bitch!" *Drops stun gun, goes back to plate of cheese fries.

I hope you leave your helmet on for post-climax cuddle talk, that would be epic. Thanks man!

Dear St. Louis,

What sport would you have taken up if football wasn't around?

Was homeboy's Dad a fucking Zulu warrior or something? Dude put some torque on those sticks, they were movin.'

If Morgan Freeman was in on that the universe would have imploded.

"Fuck those guys!" - Sleeves

In business news today, this latest piece of evidence combined with the accused's regrettable tribal tattoos sent WHTPPL's stock price plumetting to levels not seen since Alf was on television.

I don't watch much soccer, if any. But pretty goals in slow motion are fantastic.

Sometimes they won't deliver your pizza if you don't pick up the return call.

Whatever, I'd still never wear Lee jeans.

It looks like the brochure of a Taxidermy college.

Dude. Get a fucking backpack.

Amen sir. You know what? If everyone could do it, they wouldn't have fucking called it coding.

He also used to be a writer for Bleacher Report and has a good track record for successfully closing ZipLoc bags in one try. The latter won him the prior.

"Fuck, you guys are killing this whole thing for us, I haven't had prey run from me in weeks." - Actual Jaguar