"What up, Negroes?"

"Did he say choke! Oh, stroke. Well that's OK." -PETA

So she knew Armstrong liked to peel the labels off his bottle's of blood?

As a child, the fondest memory I have of sharing time with my father was going to that game. The cool autumn air, you could literally feel the excitement in the crowd. I remember it like it was yesterday, my Dad and I bonded, forged a lifelong memory I still cherish dearly, and The Brooklyn Blackies beat the…

Rose's camp let him go as the only guy more unwilling to suit up than himself? PR fail bro.

Good message to send! Where would we be if the whole country just decided to shu...

It's Dalton's hair and skin tone, 'coons love bright shiny shit.

COPS: "Sir, are you the one responsible for Jar Jar Binks? Come with us."

Havlicek: I feel like I can pinch my brain.

I understand, I had to go all the way to Madagascar for my penis reduction surgery. #WhiteMamba

Let's paint flowers on it, make it electric, and replace the bombs with bluetooth speaker barrels blaring "What Does The Fox Say." Fly it from Detroit to DC and cheer everybody up.

She just reminded me, can't wait to get to the new Angry Birds update this weekend.

"You never even gave us a chance Gronk." - cursive writing & fractions

At least he has medical clearance to not watch anything with Sarah Jessica Parker in it.

It's funny, because the first time I heard this guy talk I said, "I bet that dude drives a 6oo horse Camaro."

Sees size of her finger.

Kansas City, every time I go I feel immediately better about my wardrobe.

You stab the ants with a pen? That can't be too effective.

"Can't do that stuff in the pros kids." - Darius Reynaud

This entire "battle" needs an angioplasty. And the winner, and still champ...diabetes.