Hit that Peyton weed, feels like your forehead goes on forever.

But he's got a book!

But a voodoo homeopathic specialist disagrees, and traces the start of Casper's decline to the day he drank Jobu's rum.

Nate blows by old lady in yellow.

NOW he's ready for a league that will really appreciate him, he's had the throwing balls nobody will likely catch thing down for years, with his new 'stache Sanchez is a hall of fame lock for his new sport.

We stir our bloody marys with dino bones in TX, these thing are all over the golf course by 2pm Sunday.

If you keep the lid on the meat will tenderize better.

I agree, that's not the debate. My beef is dude did a shitastic job of standing still, like super bad. I can manage to not take heaving breaths for 30 seconds in a row, and I'm no triathlete. His fucking arms were basically swinging, like the hallway was windy or some shit. Yes, dead like mannequin poses are hard, but…

C'mon, if you can't pull off standing completely motionless you need to get a gym membership ASAP. And football gear in 2013 is not that heavy, especially if placed on a dude the size of a football player.

ROCK: "Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?!?"

Might be scarier if the mannequin wasn't breathing heavy and rocking back and forth, maybe find a student who's not an asthmatic for the next prank.

Wow, am I the only one who's seen Blazing Saddles? Clearly this is authentic frontier jibberish.

What's the next big endorsement deal for these guys? Depends.

Nothing gets a girl crying like some ill timed fist action. (This message was brought to you by Silkolene)

Suicide watch!

It's ironic that 90% of the pics I see of Putin are shirtless homo-erotica usually involving bears, fishing or crossbows.

Rise up black people! Both of y'all who were at this show should sue.

Too many distractions for a young Icelander in NY, kid's gonna be makin' it reindeer at the club all night.

I'll take, "How to get shot in Dallas" for $1000 Alex.

"Well, we're not surprised that a tight end would throw like shit. But I'm not taking anymore Tebow questions, let's talk about the gun we found in this pond." - North Attleborough Police Chief