Police are not stumped. Just the accused.

Barry. 2 days. 1 camera. Thousands of bitches. There should be a movie trailer for this post.

Thanks, the only thing we take seriously about Romo in Dallas is his golf handicap.

Flamed it off bongin' it up, had to chop it.

He'll be making porn with Greg Oden in 18 months.

Brady: "Goin' for a run Gronk, can I borrow your iPod?"

'Cause Tiger's been tearing her ass up, she has lost all pelvic torque control.

It's opposite in Dallas, if Romo throws a pick, Rent-A-Center goes door to door and takes people's shit back. My buddy lost an ottoman and a PS3 in one week last year.

Congrats to Gronk on his Gymboree contract, that shirt is dope.

So why are Newt Gingrich and Corey Feldman there?

MO: "Hey man, she admitted it. It's over."

No charges were filed when it was discovered the alleged female was Manti Teo's girlfriend so technically nothing happened.

"All I had to do was answer her very specific questions." That must have been hot for her.

Depriving Okeys from liquid cheese, could have started Civil War II.

Montana? Leaf has truly hit another buffalow point in his life...

Thank you for giving me value :) I agree...

I hate when Samoas stick together. So I keep mine in the freezer next to the thin mints.

The real victim here? Consonants...

He's Muslim too? This is not going to go down well with middle America.

Dirk. Best Mavs player ever. Still picked last for Freeze Tag on fan appreciation day.