Thanks for the reminder that sitcoms suck now.

Soccer fans are sensitive.

Are you sure this is soccer? Noticed nobody hit the turf in agony clutching a body part when the puppies jumped on them.

All of Dallas now loves you.

"Starting at center, GREG ODEN!!!!!" - announcer for the Plutonian Pirates (GBA, Galactic Basketball League)

"Starting at center, GREG ODEN!!!!!" - announcer for the Plutonian Pirates (GBA, Galactic Basketball League)

"Starting at center, GREG ODEN!!!!!" - announcer for the Plutonian Pirates (GBA, Galactic Basketball League)

"Starting at center, GREG ODEN!!!!!" - announcer for the Plutonian Pirates (GBA, Galactic Basketball League)

"Starting at center, GREG ODEN!!!!!" - announcer for the Plutonian Pirates (GBA, Galactic Basketball League)

"Starting at center, GREG ODEN!!!!!" - announcer for the Plutonian Pirates (GBA, Galactic Basketball League)

Ordered my Romo jersey, keeps getting delivered to the wrong place.

Ordered my Romo jersey, keeps getting delivered to the wrong place.

Ordered my Romo jersey, keeps getting delivered to the wrong place.

Yes, Oden must have access to the staff. It's the only thing he's famous for.

Carrot Top is looking way better nowadays.

HaHa!!! "6 year tenured Genius." If you've been wallowing in an Apple store for more than half a decade, you should be due for an iLife evaluation.

"F you Rob, I am DELICIOUS!"

Ok...mad props to MS for a great ad, I could smell the litter box in that troll's basement.

You can't anchor a fucking club, putting is hard because it's putting. Love this rule.

A Doctors note will get him back in once Mike proves his balls were the cargo.