Gross, this thing is like putting a Rosie O'Donnel case on y0ur Jessica Biel.

More boobies on internet, that is ok.

Thees eez how we PhotoShawp on Russian Space Station!

Actually I have a walk in closet and an SG3. Wardrobe and RAZR, lol...

This thing is like an orthopedic surgeons wet dream.

Where will he find a new job??? No, really. *rimshot

Sweet! Now Snooki can remove her makeup without putting down the steak and cheese.

Larry Page, circa 2067, still trying to pimp those dumb ass glasses.

Look at that dude. The Twinkies are not safe. But your girlfriend is.

Hell no, there are a bajillion full blown used Wii's for sale at way less.

What does the icon look like for "Baby hasn't been breathing for quite a bit now", how are UX guys expressing sheer horror nowadays...

The biggest winner? Diabetes.

It's naive to think anything will work peace wise, they've been fighting since the iSundial.

Awesome, I was just wondering how I could be racist AND unclog my facial pores.

This is going to fuck up so many loans. How many buckets of grain do I owe you again for that donkey?

I love DIY stuff, but do we really have to blog now?

Does it have an SD slot? Fuck it, I've been on Giz waaaaay too long today.

Bought a plot of hunting land outside FortWorth, y'all hit me up if you want to head south and bag some Minotaurs this winter.

God bless Cinemax, I liked the one where she's in space.

Day 2, this fucking GIF is like 'Inception', I just keep coming back. Notice the micro head shake he does as he whips the shades off, I've never seen such precisio.....wait. 'Brocision.'