Makes sense, but I'm a tech slut so the logic is lost on me. If it has more cores, a better resolution or a 'limited' color...I'm in.

I like Ultra because you can cut out the middle man and just pour it directly in the toilet. Hope whoever wins has a ball with Lance.

Worst hair cut ever.

The only time we're not down for more oil drillin' in Texas? When it interferes with our wild local pussy.

This is a huge fail. Now the man has to teach the woman about apps before she gets his laundry done? After he's been at work all day? Not really fair to the guy!

Yes, huge dick move not naming the movie. I would love to help my fellow geeks out, but I was high as phuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. I'll hit the collection this weekend and rediscover.

Holy shit, is that Will Ferrell?

OMFG yes. Especially the shitty movies where the director/producer/actors know only 17 people will ever likely watch it so they go to town and just have fun. I remember one awful, awful 80's horror flick I got for $.89, the entire commentary was the director and lead going off on a tangent about all the ass they…

I love running into Cuban in Dallas, dude would drop a baby to double high five a Mavs fan.

That looks dope, why the masculine hate? I bang chicks, own a wheelbarrow...and I like to sparkle. Katy Perry says I'm a firework.

Time to get that caucasian rugged grit endorsement cash.

Does Phil chief it up? I bet he has the best dank in LA.

Good defense. So many people would fuck little kids if they just had the time, I smell a Sandusky sponsored Project Management app going gangbusters in the App store.

The real victim here is the young lads assumably gigantic penis.

I can't do it.He can't do it, neither can she. But...YU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Rangers.

Fuck Bleacher Report, they are the txt msg of Sports "reporting." Whenever I hit their homepage I'm reminded of the declining literacy rate in our country. Their perpetual slide shows remind me of when I used to babysit my kid sister, just put in a Little Mermaid video and watch the eyes glaze over.

In an unrelated story, people that can't get laid...tend to continue not getting laid. News at 11.

If Happy Fun ball begins to glow, seek shelter immediately...

Not what Andre intended...

The gray part looks like a Penis with stereo nutsack. Still probably better value then Dre Beats.