"Emperor's New Clothes!!!! No way I'm gonna give my son some book about some nekkid white dude!"

I smell an M.Knight viral campaign. J.J. Walker in...'The What's Happening.'

Need a glass version, can't see nothin.'

I love iOS, you can clear browser history with one hand.

"Wisdom said they first saw a hat and cup fall, and the man came next."

Just when we thought we were done with a famous, old, wrinkly Rocket in the court system...

Gandolf's little brother just set the Middle Earth PR team to 'Oh Fuck.'

Thank you POLICE!!! A Stouffer's Lasagna would have surely lost it's life that night if y'all hadn't hauled that criminal in.

There's a Galaxy Note/GorillaGlass/Hammer pants ad in there somewhere...

Time for bigger pants....I'm in.

"In the e-commerce industry, it takes about four months to build a website from scratch."

The best is when the team pics show up in the Dallas Morning News and you see all the Southlake players with the same Eminem/bleach/frosted tips/Ryan Seacrest '06 haircut.

Can't wait 'till aliens find a Giz reader encased in amber with their gaming headset still on a few million years from now.

Jack Sock finally disposed of after epic 3 hour rally.

"Private Family Moments" defense may be even less believable than the "CGI/Midgets" defense.

Only the most coveted Walkman ever...Sony Outback!

That thing looks like if Apple made the Fischer-Price record player I had when I was 5.

Good, I know a gigantic prostitute named Rubble.

Because chicks need to do whatever they can to EARN our love, that's why. Get pretty or get out! #YamIstillSingle

You were going to buy 30 pairs of Starburys for an African village, but fuck that.