I found a RedBox next to a RedBox while I was looking around for a RedBox. Maybe less machines that spit movies out on demand every 200 feet would entice me.

It's a classic teenage love story, with rabbit suits and falling plane engines. Great flick.

They are guaranteed to increase a hockey players vertical from 7" to almost a foot!

Trying to think of a good time to smack a carbon fiber block against anything, even if a steel blade is bearing the brunt. Fracture city.

"I pledge allegiance, to my multi-billion dollar chest hair."

I like people who are really into their jobs. Not hard in his case.

"Ouch, calf cramp, calf cramp...PSYCHE!!!!" -takes off

I'm 6'1" and there was a reason I wasn't the first leg on my relay team in the NCAA's. It's tough enough for a dude that tall to unwind out of blocks that are POINTING HIM DOWN THE TRACK. Usain would not run the top 40 time in the NFL, no way. Maybe top 47 time.

I like the white one, it's almost as if Dyson made a FleshLight and failed.

I still record all my "Live action!" for later...

No I wasn't. I got paid to run around an oval.

Uh Yeah, I would be in pharma sales if I did. Or I would be a DJ.

911?!? I've just been stabbed by old paper and some nut shells, send help!!!

You really do run in those! So true, I hit a wet, smooth tile in front of the DART train and almost killed myself.

Speed is speed, doesn't matter if it's made in a bathtub at a Super 8 or by Shire Pharmaceuticals.

Yes, then giving me tater tots. Stay in school kids...

I love the Arby's in Allen. Best place to go to see former players.

Absolutely. I've had like 25 pair of black triangled lug sole Jazz over the years :)

Newton? *fart sound*

Good to see it at least ended up with a responsible citizen, wish this happened before the Dark Knight shootings. I've never seen anybody shoot a bunch of people with an HDTV.