Two identical hotties in tight wolf bathing suits choking each other until they spit. God bless you Mr. Ley.

"Please take that photo down." -FUEL Bar

I could read about large men kicking the shit out of Juggalos alllllllllllllll day. May they only show up in random episodes of 'Workaholics.'

Oh yeah? But MY urban cultivator will deliver to your door.

"Ay, dat thing is freakin' UGE! Think it can see my Zubaz pants from way up dair?"

But is a ZERO fair? Line up every commenter on this thread and let us fall into the water. Zero, zero, zero. Surely he earned a tenth or something, even though this was a really bad dive.

Wow...Every time somebody screws up a good joke, a kitten dies. My bad Mark! Gotta stop drinking before work.

Ahhh mobile chipsets...the Mach 5 Razor of technology :) MORE CORES IZ BETTER!!!

I'm a big dumb tech recruiter so not too techy. All I know is I have full bars @ my gym, a 4G phone...and can't get reliable tunes streaming. I've tried native apps and HTML5 total web versions. Nothing works consistently.

Booby pics? *scratches head*

I'm with Woz, I can't even trust the cloud to stream my workout music continuously! If it can't gimme Dubstep, how's it going to handle data I actually rely on?

I feel sorry for dude. But it says right on the bottle of my Adderrall. "Amphetamine salts." If my millions of dollars was predicated on what I ingest, this would make me go, "Hmmmm...wait a minute here."

Now Metro PCS people can place their TV phone on top of their little home TV, that sits on their giant broken TV that stopped working in '98.

"Screw You!" - Chris Bosh

You know who loves it? My gf, and all the other Dallas ladies. They just toss that gigantic phone into their GIGANTIC purse...and they're off :)

Wanted to snip something funny out of this article to post, but the 'select all' function on my mouse isn't working. #TooMuchWin

Yeah, but have you heard those dogs try to breathe in cool AC? Sounds like my Grandpa trying to whack his pee pee.

This happens in Dallas every summer, parents leave kids in the car. What a way to lose anyone you love, dogs, kids...The heat is F'ing BRUTAL this year especially.

That is the finest pair of vagina repellers I've ever seen.

*Looks up*