Redspin?

I love Vin. Anyone that cool who thinks the inner net is the net you put the bass in once he's in the boat after being scooped out of the water can say whatever the hell they want.

That's good advice, there is something cool about old used heavy duty tools anyway. Because you know they built a bunch of awesome shit already :)

I love when technology gets to the point where it becomes cost effective for Joe Blow. Plus, I now have an excuse to buy a HammerDrill!!!!

Wow...Haven't bought any power tools in a loooong time, nice to see the price/bad assery ratio on these things is so attractive now :) Lots of sub-$200 muscle...

Wow, I haven't seen a Russian reaction that dramatic since Rocky IV.

A big part of the tablet enjoyment factor for me is the display. Microsoft can have a FleshLight port for all I care, no way in hell I'm dropping down to that resolution after using my iPad.

"Fuckin' pussy Badminton players, why don't you put a little parachute on the ball so it goes slower? Totally weak." -Ping Pong Players

When asked for a reaction from the Old Skool Hip Hop community, Bel Biv Devoe said:

Take it from a Dallas local, if God was blamed every time there was an unfortunate blowing...wait, actually this story totally checks out.

Whatever! I'm holding out for the new Sprint-HTC One X EVO 4G LTE Vivid Velociraptor MAXX III Darkest Knight Limited Edition 5000!

WTF am I supposed to play with when I'm tripping on Bath Salts then??? My legal firearms???

Condom? No need, don't you see the Xbox cable tied around the base of my penis?

I would start by spreading a thin layer of Tzatziki all over as we lay on my pita shaped futon.

Wow...I'm trying to think of any other job situation where your boss crafts a generous severance package after raping 6 kids. And I thought my Dental plan was unfair.

Sounds like some persuAsian is needed.

I got my gf one, it's awesome. The excess is why you buy one, stuff just looks great on a big ass screen. Yes, if you hold it out your sunroof your car will slow down.

Good idea. Jason? J? Where'd he go? Wow, we are soooo porked in the Big D.

Man, I want to contribute to this thread, but I'm way to pumped about the Mav's own mission to lock Jason Kidd up for another calendar year. Maybe Cuban can get some Luby's or Rascal Scooter ad money!

I disagree, you see how he kicked it? With a lob wedge, he put it right under the crossbar. Maybe he actually saw the goalie was 3 feet tall and played a good ball? Straight over the wall works because the wall blocks keepers view.