I never understood fat free Ranch anyway, isn't fat like the 2nd ingredient?

"We all know in life what is important and what is most important is being able to move and we're only talking about sports. We all go through things as far as life is concerned that's a little more harsher, a little bit more awakening as far as life is concerned."

Damn, pretty sure there has to be something in Troy Murphy's Lakers contract prohibiting him from croc hunts of this magnitude.

Either Thing's African American brother should have been called on that foul, or somebody airbrushed a large defender out of Landry's pic.

I know a one eyed dong that can only hit fat targets.

Mountainview

"Seriously, watch it again, and admire the speed."

This is stupid, I can send texts like I'm throwing ninja stars with Swype. Don't fix something that's fixed.

Bosh has got to be the only NBA player that needs to buy his hats at Gap Kids.

The only net I use to get females :)

What's easier to flip, a top end Road or Mt. Bike?

Nothing in the history of man can take a little snippet out of context and make something/somebody look like a total ass clown like our friend the GIF. I can't stop looking at Sergei, who is clearly enjoying a Disco lesson through his electric safety goggles.

The only thing less popular then using a Blackberry right now as a mobile solution is using an actual blackberry. Hate those purple stains on my ears :(

Logic doesn't matter, take it from a Boston/Dallas guy. RedSox and Cowboys, same thing, people are freaking insane when it comes to these teams and will blame the summer solstice if they have no wins. Angry villagers buy newspapers.

"Hey 7" HW manufacturers! I'm baaaaaaaaaaack."

I'm just scared to shower with it, if you have a fuelband too you know how much of a bitch it was just to get your hands on one :)

Nike FuelBand, it displays calories burned, Nike 'Fuel' earned (measuring system so people of different fitness levels can still compete), steps taken. Hook up w/ Bluetooth to iOS and PC's and track our progress/goals in context with their online community. Fitness...accountability :)

Nope! I wear this, only take it off to shower. If you think a watch gets you noticed, just wait until your 'Goal' LEDS light up in a crowd. "Ooooo, what is that?"

Underwater yes, but point this thing at me on dry land...I'm still going to be nice and listen to what you have to say.

And in Motoring news, a shocking development occurred yesterday when Mercedes new SLS was lapped on the Nurburgring by a Dodge Caravan carrying a middle school soccer team.