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I still need to figure it out, the fact I need to actually sit down and do it is a little bit of a UI fail if you ask me.

Wow, that's a LOT of horsepower for $200, and with ASUS build quality this thing is gonna sell like free handjobs. You guys think Google is taking a little loss on this thing to ensure max sales?

Thanks! Cat hair removal is my life.

Is this really an ad for Google Voice?

If you drag them sideways on your couch it gets most of the cat hair off.

Yay!!! I'm so excited for the 3 devices that will get this next year!

"Everybody kept waiting for Magic to die."

Somewhere in a tiny Texas town, a hulking man with a leather mask and butcher's apron sitting in front of a computer is pulling out his Visa card.

"Sasha (Vujacic)"

I don't know, that's a lot of cash for a portable asshole tarp.

If you're looking for an example of tech gear I don't need but would buy anyway, here you go.

He started his stop at third, inertia is a cruel, cruel bitch.

Too bad their normal catcher was sick that day, he's the only one that could have made the stop. Big stocky Italian kid, Jimmy Diabetes.

Does eHarmony send out rejection letters to people that haven't applied on the web site yet?

"I hope Kevin Durant sprouts bat wings and wins the next 37 NBA titles."

Ferrets!!! (shakes fist)

WooHoo!!! Flipboard is the bees knees, their CEO Mike McCue really mixes it up on Twitter too, he's responded to a bunch of my tweets and works hard to grow the Flipboard user base. Best UX experience ever for web news.

"There are a couple of networks that have called to see what I am willing to do, and if I pass I always tell Craig about it." -OctoMom

"just bouncing and flipping all over the place, hitting each other with balls, sweating, our shirts filthy. We were just dirty, stinky boys, you know?"

That thing looks like me and my buddies had a drunk DIY night and made a TV stand out of the file cabinets from the Mad Men era. It's too ugly for the internet.