I love these voice bending auto tune apps, Mariotti sounds just like an old redneck lady!
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"I didn't win a championship and I sealed a legacy."
Sweet the new Webster's came out!
The hole placement can be a huge challenge for those not familiar with this area, even guys that consistently score well in other places do poorly in the Bay. The golf can be a bitch too...
It's common knowledge that the Autobots fled their planet after a particularly awful Pinot Noir season.
Winnipeg strip clubs are INSANE, my buddies and I dropped like 40 seal pelts and a couple gallons of lamp oil last time we rolled through.
If Track and Field started a band, the triple jump would play the tambourine.
Alex, I'm gonna go with "Who is Seth Meyers and Tom Brady moments before the zombie apocalypse" for a thousand please.
"but my cock is so hard for you"
The 'Sukkmaiassanballz' ottoman is really comfortable.
Just when it's really cold.
Rich and fatty, nice to see a model buck the 'starving beauty' thing and enjoy eating Kraft.
Hell yeah, gonna try that spikey testicle looking fruit first.
Oh phuk, here we go. Summer of still life shots. Actually I would rather gaze at a bowl of fruit then a pasty skin pseudo-celeb's daily activity. Summer of go Zuck yourself for this awful idea Giz.
Never, ever, ever corner a gorilla! This is Interior Decorating 101 people.
"Ladies if you looking for a maganize thats is tagering just you and all about you. Then this one is for you,"
1)Put on cup.
WTF, are you guys really asking for people to submit pics of the most boring dude on earth watering his lawn? What is it's Zuck AND a hilarious cat in the same pic, can you bump that cash windfall up to at least $30???
Reggie was a bad ass, I was a big fan. But then either Deadspin or some celeb blog put up pictures of dude at the beach and I saw that epically heinous tattoo that looks like a Christmas wreath around his navel, or in this case belly button. Now there's just no going back. I want to default to his record 3's, trash…
Just stop, I hate election years when everyone is looking for a soapbox. I freakin' love new tech gear, looooooove it. And if that UltraBook is being framed by a perfect set of french manicured nails held in front of a large set of breasts owned by an upbeat girl with a killer smile. Even better. Phuk yeah America...