"Gay,muslin etc!"

I bask in the form of this UX masterpiece, truly breathtaking. Clearly the man hours exploring the psychosis of people connecting with people have completely manifested their true worth in this new yet already timeless logo.

"An individual is only as strong as the sum of his parts. Also, can I have my fucking glasses back?" - Mr. Potato Head

What sucks about being an MMA fan? Going to events and dealing with the DBags in their youth medium sized Affliction shirts. What sucks about being a Yankees fan? Going to events and dealing with Yankees fans.

Streets nailed the pool scene, all our apt complexes have Emperor pool areas because it's 110 for 80 days in the summer. "THe Village" is a series of apt's near SMU, it looks like a video shoot, swear to God. I run on the Katy Trail, it weaves through uptown and everybody uses it. Next time you're in big D make…

I work out because I live in Dallas. Don't need one liners on the running trail with our girl/guy ratio, just look good and be sweaty. Oh, and a Nike FuelBand really helps for some reason. "What is that?" I will tell you all about it over drinks :)

Was found shacking up with Bobbitt's ex, who for obvious reasons was hiding in Eastern Europe under the name Loreana Kutchakockov.

No worries girl, he only beats on inanimate objects.

Stupid meathead! Totally spelled "Lemonade for Sale" wrong.

That's actually top notch parenting, you can tell the Dad was about to intervene and then he thought...."No. Let my son learn, bitches take EVERYTHING from you."

I have an SGII wrapped in some shitty case I got at a mall kiosk. When I drop it the case explodes, absorbing the damage and sparing my phone. It's like a ghetto air bag.

Absolutely, UA gear is a must in Dallas for that very reason. So says my no-chafed ballz.

I saw some dude field hockey from a distance when I was over seas and couldn't figure out what it was at first. I thought, "Wow, these guys really, really suck at Lacrosse but have huge balls for playing with no gear on."

Not as tired as the "but it's getting bigger" rebuttal from soccer fans. So is Jai alai. I played club soccer for 8 years, doesn't make it fun to watch on tv.

Timbers, Oaks...The real question is, if a tree falls in the forest, does anybody give a shit about soccer?

So what you're saying Science, is that if I pull Comic Book Guy out of his recliner and drop him onto a spinning treadmill suddenly that it may have adverse effects.

"Like color coding, and making sure that each style is perfect, making sure there's that perfect hat for the perfect outfit, you know, all the time."

"passed out in the men's grill"

The Bobcat's "FEEL the Quiet" campaign should net them some NASCAR fans next year.

Am I the only one accustomed to the fuck laws on the interwebz? Close up cleavage shot = huge fatty. This is 'casual encounters' 101 stuff people, lacey bra don't mean shit when she had to crop out the giant bucket of KFC on the nightstand.