The real victim here? Potassium.

Damn, one chromosome away from early acceptance to Penn State. So close.

Our office happy hour bar is right next to SMU campus. If you want to have a drink with me and my buddies next week, look for the group of guys wearing boat shoes (must be Sperry), pastel Lacoste polos, khaki shorts with no cargo pockets (too blue collar), and fabric belts with cute little nautical symbols. We'll be…

Hope your tiny new friend can fight, the school yard bullies will be all over this one.

You just KNOW this kid is going to be the first cross platform non-MMA sponsor for those Affliction shirts.

I've come too early before, just not in front of that many people.

Attention all attractive and semi-attractive females with low self esteem. I am now accepting applications for my next ex-girlfriend, please apply in person.

"You know you're just dying to learn how this plays out."

We have 2 of these at SweatDallas, they are cooooool. You step into a neoprene ballerina skirt basically that is air tight on your thighs and ass, there is a zipper around the edge of the skirt. You climb into the bubble, zip in, then set the weight you want to run at. I have a bad right knee and like to set it at a…

AROD: "I'm parched, get me one too." (chuckles)

The last time I jumped from high up and landed on that much box was my stage dive at a Blink 182 concert in 1998.

No, no, she took it out of context. Jerry wasn't referencing her male child, he was just going a little PDiddy and was really after the mother. Jerry is East Coast fo' life.

Hey you hear about that guy who laid down on the highway? He got hit by a car!

LOL! Brent sounds like a bad ass, but this doesn't bode well for the muggers criminal cred.

I've been using a large exercise ball for a chair at my office for almost 10 months now. Every time I move, open a drawer, turn to speak to somebody, I have to balance a little. When I get in my ADD zone I bounce up and down and just laser in on the keyboard or phone. It's greeeeaaaat for core fitness, I sat in one of…

Watch it party boat ballers!!! Saw an article on Deadspin this morning on New Orleans very conservative tea bagging legislation.

Could be worse, when this logo gets flipped you're now a guest of "The Shaft & Balls."

"We're curious why it matters, and who originally elected to add the sex of the victim to the story."

Nice :)

Hey Snoop, what should I do with all the FB stock I bought?