This is like when the reporter asked how the cowboys were preparing in that pre-battle news piece on the Alamo, and they accidentally showed a video of Jerry Jones doing his morning calisthenics.

OMFG, thank u so much for that gif! I'm f'ing crying right now.

"Damn, it's just water?"

It's gone???? Fuck, I need to get back on Ambien now.

Handicappers should have spots reserved as far away from the establishment as possible. Lucky bastards gliding all over town in padded chairs with wheels while my tired legs have to trek across an entire parking lot. It's just not fair.

I've never had a Jimmy make sex better.

"knocking over 12-15 tombstones"

"You don't see me going to motherfucking Wall Street, picking up a briefcase, and trying to type, do you?"

Yeah, it's almost dirtier. You get to fuck our country AND stay. Yet the "tax office" is on some island accessible only by kayak.

I get it. It's a douche bag move that looks super slimy. But I don't see anyone flaming Apple, Google, GE...or any other American company that pays millions to their lawyers to figure out how to do exactly the same thing.

"We won!!!"

Company pays fees, 'full desk' means I manage accounts and also recruit, lots of people just do one. So typically a deal is split between the 2 parties, but I fill a lot of my own jobs so I get both sides. Perm deals are 20% of a candidates starting salary, our avg perm fee per job is $16k. I get just under half that…

When asked who the fault truly fell upon for the companies poor performance, Schilling replied:

I'm full desk so I have a good client base and still head hunt too. No salary, it's all commissions on both perm placement and contractors. The majority of the senior devs I place go for $90-110k (Texas prices) and I'll probably do just under $200k this year. The key for me is 'full desk,' it enables me to keep both…

I can't code. But I'm a specialized UI/UX/Mobile/Web headhunter that can find people who can. It's nice to have a guaranteed w2 salary like a senior dev, but I make much than 90% of my guys because it's all performance pay:) But when the market crashes (2001) I'm living in a cardboard box eating ants!

"Tornadoes??? LOL!!!!!!!!"

"like in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah of Old."

Keystone does make you shit your faceoff.

LOL!!!! Off to Lowes you stupid hipster!!! (I did not read article, strictly flinging judgement)

"If I can be of further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact Lawrence Fishburne by taking the red pill."