HaHa, with Iron Man posed like that all I can picture is him belting out, "The hills are alive, with the sounds of muuuuuuuuuuuuusic."

You mean clean cut Jonah Hill on a budget wasn't intimidating enough? Maybe things would have been different if he had worn a sleeveless Affliction shirt instead of that American Eagle hoodie.

Even statues are lost in translation. We honor this great mustached African American man who we've never seen wear a ball cap...with a statue of Chipper Jones from 2002.

He looks like some simpleton 'Mice and Men' version of Daniel Craig. I can practically hear him saying "Franks and Beans!" in that photo.

Yup! Which is why I love living in Big D, the sweet, sweet 18-55 demographic.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions that any Deadspin fantasy league surely involves major recreational drug use. I'm in on 100% FlaccoBall this season.

Acid....waist down. Two things I never want to hear in conjunction with each other. Either these guys are really close or the first guy owned his buddy a lot of money.

Reminds me of when Sheriff Joe was asked if a more passive means could be used to protect our borders instead of the use of deadly force.

Will Confiscate Any "Excessive Food"

Holy shit...Are you trying to tell me that dogs are stimulated by hot dogs? Let me take a minute to wrap my brain around this, thank you science.

"For all the information Wilkerson shared, he was Cagey on the question"

Really good on golf clubs, especially on the latest models where the fad is to have a bright white club head.

You are echoing my Pops on that one, I ended up getting a 70% ride to run track in college and the first thing he said was, "Good, I can get some of that Eastbay money back."

Steeple is a BITCH, you actually have to wear special sikes that drain the water so you don't get 'slippery' inside the shoe. I used to complain about the last hurdle in the 400m, I raced Steeple one time and needed a fucking Bat-a-Rang to get over the last one.

Box.net gave 50 for life to the first downloaders of their Android app :)

Heard that before :)

Can we drop the black circle lower? I can still see that horrid 'Affliction' like T-shirt.

Can't wait to see all the hipsters carrying this thing around the Bay. Does it come in bamboo? Do any of the proceeds go to the "Bottlenose Dolphins without Fathers" organization?

However the request to change the name from 'Beach Volleyball' to 'WTF is a beach, we live in this shitball' was firmly denied.

That shit frayed.