"I'm afraid if the problem isn't controlled, my son's life goals may be affected."

I don't mind, the competition forces them to give good deals to attract users. Box gave away 50gigs for life to the first downloaders of their Android app.

"Nice to see my boy in the League, great beard son!"

I'm sorry, didn't see the draft. What the F is he wearing? Are those the ice blue And1 shorts I had in 2004?

Do you like in Texas? If not, please get here immediately, we like people who are familiar with our monetary system.

The Nerf dart holders on both sides of his legs will surely strike terror into the heart of our enemies. Guess the inflatable gun helps not lose it in the water, go Navy.

I hate these stories, let's just teach kids they can cry and scream to get what they want. God gave you tiny useless non-baseball catching arms kid, for right now anyway. Suck it up.

Please tell me they play that Benny Hill music where the old guy chases chicks around while they "assemble" these "missiles."

*Somewhere in Barbados

I don't know how sharks get food out from between their teeth, but I bet carbon fiber fins would do it.

Anyone see the guy with the 2 Great Danes? I have an HD movie to download.

The half of the jurors who split in Webster's favor held a celebratory end of trial dinner in the Champagne Room of the Local Chuck E. Cheese.

Thanks for the warning guys! I normally hit the forums hard before tech purchases, but this was an impulse buy fueled by Best Buy gift cards I got for free. I'm in Dallas, we stop sweating at the end of April, from then on it's more like pissing out of every pore on your body.

You know what they say, "once you go white"...you obviously miss the lack of penis size in the beginning of the relationship but the fact that in general caucasian men seem to make themselves more readily available on an emotional scale so the physical love making while still important could never trump having a…

LOL @ Wires!!! Just got these last week, they are exactly what I've wanted since wireless tech reared it's beautiful head. Best workout headphones I've ever had.

But Avery, how do you get to all those fucking teeth???

At least somebody understands me! Can't wait to tell you about my low orbit solar tanning stations.

It's really nice to see that while companies that make pretty art filters for cell phone pics are selling for a billion $'s, there are still some big picture people trying to pull off some really cool shit.

Saw her pumping her own gas at an Exxon in Uptown last year. Black workout leggings and matching sports bra, I swear that chick was built by Ferrari using a wind tunnel.

Either Subway can't get over the 'what would happen if ______ had a baby with Tebow' fad, or store #417 is out of pumpernickel.