Everyone talks about Malware, it's the Fallware you really have to worry about.

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So why don't you get any sweet co-ed tail like Petrino?

Although it was not Stieg Larsson's strongest effort, "The Girl With The Butter Face" was still a huge financial success.

The key is the opening act needs to make the main one look good. Luckily George Zimmerman was granted bail and his one man Def Comedy show is available for roughly $150k.

Awesome, I love when Giz COMBINES tech I don't give a shit about. Your interesting pins and book of faces, they do nothing for me.

Those are frikkin' beautiful, wood is good.

When asked about the new commemorative gear Valentine replied:

But how does she Swype?

Thank God it's 420, we might actually be able to wrap out brains around this.

Ed Hardy, yes. Let's not forget the douche bag in mid-life crisis demographic.

Another scout also questioned the way Griffin deals with people.

HaHa! Now if the skinny jean wearing Apple fanbois only knew how to make a fist. "If that barista puts regular milk in my mocha latte instead of skim ONE more time..."

For once...JUST once. I want to see a white kid with his hat cocked to the side doing something intelligent. Like maybe a Trig teacher puts some equation on the board that needs solving, and Eminem on budget rolls up from the back of the class. "Yo I gotz this dawg, maths is my thang."

That would be an absolute dream trip.

Deadspin is the Oscars of commenting, the other Gawker sites give out ribbons for just participating. I got my first pro writing job with Dice the same day I got a comment here +1'ed for the first time. Saw my gf after work and said, "Fuck yeah, finally got some Deadspin love today!!"She said, "Great, but how about…

What is that ugly ass paperweight next to the iPad?

Might help a little bit if Google could stay out of the news and courts for shady user data issues. You can argue the security of NFC all day, to a layman non-techie all they here is "Google is in my wallet."

Of course it's totally worth it, if these guys weren't in the League all they would have to retain is the vivid details of an illustrious career as a Sandwich Artist.

Can't wait to see all the tough guys in Dallas sporting these shades with their youth size medium Affliction MMA t-shirts.