Why, so she can eat some rice cakes at the reception and get all fat on me again?

It's across from the Blockbuster video right next to the AOL store and the Fotomat.

That means Android is a flavor of Axe body spray. They can call it 'fragmentation.'

Sir how DARE you mock Al Qaeda and their awesome fleet of kayaks. You know how hard it is to fire an AK-47 and paddle one of those effing things at the same time?

Dude didn't even take his sport coat off, now THAT is a bad ass...

From a Hasbro rep about plans to add Melder to the SEC GI Hoe's line:

(Scrolls back up to pic for context. Breaks into applause)

"We don't really know the reason... Right now we believe that it could be due to a very specific regional climate over Karakoram because there have been meteorological measurements showing increased winter precipitation; but that's just a guess at this stage. Or it could just be that there is more ice on them, fuck if…

"I wish they WOULD go back."

If I had to plug a foot long meatball sub into my iPad, it would be worth it to get some SD expansion.

Well shit, looks like it keeps your nuts warm too.

Good job Cleveland, way to capitalize on all the breeze those K's generate. It feels better going 1-2-3 when green energy wins :)

Let's let Sprint/Samsung worry about the fact I still don't have f_cking ICS on my supposed 'flagship' phone before we go all 4d ambitious.

Seriously, just the f'ing word dongle is a design fail. Nothing says elegant like a term that sounds like it needs to get lasered off your ass cheek.

1) I hope there is a 4th dimension

It actually sounds good, putting is very mental and just thinking you have something 'new' to combat your suckiness can be a mental win. Like when we were 8 and got new sneakers, we were instantly faster.

Oh it was SO great, I had to meet with the lady Director who forgot her cel phone and went back into the office late at night. "Maam, very sorry my contractor was stroking off, hey how about those Rangers, they gonna make the playoffs??"

Wow, that beats my story!!! "Beats," ha ha...

Cool, can't wait for Samsung to harness this shiz, maybe I'll have ICS on my phukking SGII by the time my Moon Chalet is built. Am I ranting?

Had to fire a sys admin for this, his excuse was literally, "Dude, I'm up here all night, what else am I supposed to do." I don't know, maybe not manually stimulate your penis at work?