Does for me, I know anytime I see a gray tarp thrown over something, my internal conditioning defaults to 'avoid.'

Oh it's extending alright...

Thank GOD, finally a valid excuse for my public leg humping.

Nice that they made it a totally different color, I would assume that any lady wearing this either had her crotch condemned or fumigated.

So right. I downloaded Season 2 of Eastbound and Down on my iPad, it took up more space than Kim Kardashian's VaJayJay...

If you're really broke, my GF yells for free...

I live in Texas, and ironically enough, the thought of us being derived directly from God's spunk would get all the local bible beaters VERY excited.

This just shows the dire state of the Priesthood in present day. There is absolutely zero excuse for a grown man to masturbate to slide shows in 2012, the Vatican needs to get it's tech training in order to prevent future embarrassment. God made 1080p internet video...and it was good.

Ashton Kutcher in, "Dude...Where's my SD Slot?"

Captain's log, stardate April 2nd, 2012. I can't reach my Pringles.

Cue the Galaxy Note jokes...

All your unreleased Bieber tracks are belong to us!

Hey! That's the first piece of Chinese HW I've seen without an Apple logo in quite a bit.

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This is why I like iPhone chicks, their little hands make my unit look huge.

"Carnies, small hands...reek of cabbage, can't hold Android phones."

Phuk, I am guilty. I'll pull out of a $.99 app purchase if I see a couple bad reviews. I mean how can a total stranger that doesn't know what I want be wrong?

That should look bad ass on the iPhones giant screen.

So there I was, in my limo with 3 Victoria Secrets Angels en route to the 2012 Chainsaw Festival, trying to figure out why the scissors I was using couldn't cut through the wick on my giant firecracker.

Thankfully the Japanese people were able to distract Godzilla with this giant Kinect long enough to bring him down.