And that's your traffic update for the Bay area, bumper to bumper gridlock as far as the eye can see. Now off to Ken in Tech news, who has a completely unrelated story involving blind drivers cruising around in cars controlled by an advertising company.

You can use the stylus for air jousting, like that 80's arcade game with the 'war ostriches,' or whatever they're called.

Doubles as a utility belt for R2 units with alcoholic masters.

I like the one they make for the Galaxy Note that turns it into a Hang Glider.

Glad Dre is focusing on biz development, his verses on that 'I need a Dr.' track with Em were just awful. Old dude needs Metamucil to flow now.

Hey internet savvy media icon, you can't lead a digital revolution with your Caps Lock button.

Awesome, I feel way better now about preying on average women with low self esteem 15 minutes before the bar closes.

To handle the hooks without hurting themselves, Yoan had to enlist the help of 30 Master Baiters.

I tried to warn these deaf people about how their platform was being hijacked, but they just wouldn't listen.

I love Android, was one of the few people in Dallas to get my SGII the day they came out. But I work on my phone, the superb Google services integration and massive native and SD storage capacity it has are absolutely needed for me to function. I don't care how big the next iPhone is, won't be switching.

I made fun of these "pricey" covers when the iPad2 came out. But then I got an iPad2 and my girlfriend bought me a green one. I remember holding it near the iPad thinking, "How does this work?" Then 'snap', the thing basically jumped onto the iPad itself.

So you are saying this device will NOT be on the Samsung Galaxy S3 :(

The article was missing one word I really wanted to see. "Mountable."

Forgot about international releases! LG Optimus S was my first Android phone, I like their stuff but they get drowned out by Samsung and HTC gear.

See? That is bullshit, the Atrix was the first dual core phone, it was a flagship product. Motorola should take care (Samsung too) of their users that spend money on premier gear. Too bad HW companies are only motivated to sell more HW.

"Mark has taken us to 2 AFC championship game." Wow, the Jets need to be tough on Sanchez, but making him drive the team bus is just bullshit.

It's weird to see a pothole being fixed without 8 dudes standing around it leaning on their shovels. This pic was not taken in Dallas.

It's fragmented, but getting better. Google themselves said that now that Android is maturing we will see way more time pass between releases. Part of the problem was, "Oh it works on a phone, but what about tablets?" Honeycomb is rushed out. "Oh shit, you mean people use it on phones AND tablets?" ICS is rolled out…

Pretty sure it's dual core CPU with quad graphics chip if the interwebz don't lie. I REALLY want to get excited about this, but I cannot until this screen on my GS2 changes :) "No update available."

He's a Siberian/Siamese mix, white with muted tiger stripes and blue eyes. One is kinda lazy. Cosmo, best name for chubby cats, good job sir.