The market for this just amongst the paranoid will be HUGE. Is it the pizza guy? The cops???

Under Farmour? "We will protect this stable!"

"I know declare thee..."

So THAT's what that Zaarly spike was all about. "I will pay one 4G hot spot for 2 crack rocks."

In Dallas we call Sprint's superfast network G4. "Gee, we pay extra money 4 this shit?" Don't even get me started about the fact I don't have ICS yet on my SGII either...

And for 4 days somewhere in London, the hold time for IT support just got a little bit longer.

Your angle is true. I was on the DART past 11pm going home one night, clad in Dockers, a button down, eye glasses with my iPad bag slung over my shoulder. 2 gentleman did the I'm going to show you how tough I am by walking through you instead of by you thing that tough guys love to do. The collision was followed by me…

Civilian transport/bomber??? I'm IN!!! Finally, entertainment to compete with Virgin's media center.

Yup. I ran NCAA track (400m) and had a flat stomach with some definition, in the PEAK of my life physically. But never these bullshit TV abs I can supposedly attain by just dedicating 30 minutes a day to some new fangled infomercial device. Need to run AND eat lettuce sandwiches for that...

HaHa, if you just look at the pic and put 2 and 2 together it looks like a snare trap for hot chicks. That's the one downside about taking ladies to the woods for dates, too many damn places for them to run!

Wow. Thank God that A) This isn't for Dallas B) The old racist people here don't no shit about mobile apps.

It really, really sucks that you are right.

Hey Giz, can you do a post about how to take back that 2011 calendar you bought two weeks before New Years too? I just want to cover all the dumbasses we can.

Thank God, there is nothing more annoying then a loose watch sliding up and down my arm as I explore the murky depths. No more cradling a spear gun in my armpit while I adjust the band, my life just got a little bit easier to deal with.

It's got the TeaParty vote, they LOVE to support tools...

No specifics, but I'm sure it smashes the current administrations practices.

Breaking political news, the Superhammer has just passed Romney and Santorum and looks likely to take Ohio.

You will suffer ZERO buyer's remorse, congrats :)

The 64 GB is money well spent, I have the 16 GB and filled it up with one App store shopping spree. The cloud is great for photos and video, but I wish I had more space for apps.

Spec dick measuring is stupid when comparing Apple stuff to other gear since it outperforms everything anyway.