I was wondering what happened to the villains of "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego."

"I know it looks suspicious Mr. TSA guy, but my iPhone chainmail will be the hit of this years combo Renaissance Fair/Tech convention. Can I please have my stylus/jousting lance back please? Sir Galaxy of the Noteshire will be very upset if I don't get it to him."

Time to add those to the collection of footwear I rock just to piss my gf off.

SE...O phuk this isn't gonna help dude get votes. Frothy, such an unabashedly appealing word, even in the most disgusting context it presents a pleasing mental image. (no more Starbucks for me)

These comments are week and must be condemned, damn your condiments.

Nice, we should Skype some time so we can talk really fast without ever really listening to each other! It works for me since I'm a dev recruiter...

Considering I don't freebase my Addy, I will concur! But my 25mg time release is no slouch either :)

At least they shrunk it down to a convenient size. No need to turn it on, somebody whips that speaker box/toaster oven with a maglite out, I will stop talking. So I can laugh at you.

I was gonna chastise her for abusing such a dirty ass drug, but that would be hypocrisy since I get my meth at CVS in capsule form with the blessing of my doctor. No wonder they call it Adderall, 'meth salts' don't sound so good.

You heard right folks, it's a drone...it's a stove...it's an iPhone!

Not recyclable? You think I bought this cool Devo hat for my penis? Red Sharpie and K-Cup baby. Whip it good...

Not to be confused with the guy who cleans septic tanks for the Hobbits.

Yeah, try to carry an Android phone in those f'ing jeans, it looks like I have body armor over one ass cheek.

Yup. It's the one down from the bestest.

Really? I've shot a ton of rifles and would think a one foot in front of the other stance would be more stable then being spread out sideways.

The Tea Party's coffee just got a little more better.

I share your brain :)

"No big deal."

The 'stripper ass pop' is essential to quality photography, nice job soldier.

It was the corner too, much more dangerous then the side of the coffee table, almost broke the skin.