ikeeplosingburners
IKeeplosingburners
ikeeplosingburners

Honestly? Because I want so, so badly to be a mother, and even the knowledge that I want to adopt children as well has done nothing to stem the desire to give birth to my own biological children. Even when I was a kid, I wanted to be a mom. I try to tamp that shit down because no one cares and it frightens even

It’s a biological drive. Some people feel the need to procreate. I know I did. When I was ovulating and wanting a baby, my body literally ached to be impregnated. Crazy and totally out of my logical control.

Dear hospital employees,

69ing is so lame! Admittedly, I am a lazy sex-haver, but also trying to suck a dick from above or sideways is unpleasant. Just give me an extra blanket for my knees and a heads-up when you’re about to finish; it will be more pleasant.

Surprised this wasn’t mentioned earlier.

Richmonders unite!

I live to serve ;)

Obviously many have never been engaged in oral vaginal sex from behind. Then you get a bird’s eye view,

To interject...I’m not a full figure girl but my butt is big. No amount of arch would make these cheeks “out of the way”.

Because it’s part of you and therefore, beautiful.

So we don’t have to wax our ass crack anymore?

*humms lyrics to Brown Eyed Girl*

Perriello being Bernie’s chosen candidate. Fuck everything if my candidate loses the primary! LET IT ALL BURN!

Just try it and report back :P

Your story corroborates everything I know about men. They don’t really care about aesthetics if they get to play with your stuff.

Do you have a big butt? If you do just go ahead and ask for a test run, spreading versus not spreading. It makes a difference, I promise.

They’ve all seen it, trust. Many have likely thought of exploring it.

Seconded. Straight male here, in standard doggy-style position, I am basically staring at your butthole the whole time. And enjoying it.

Was this ever a question? Really?

Lol, I’m not, I just have a lot of experience coloring my own hair and plenty of comfort at living with my mistakes. I buy my stuff at Sally’s. The Wella Color Charm line is my favorite.