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Immortan Joe Versus The Volcano
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Entire animal?

They don’t. It’s for sleight of hand.

Oh, get over yourself. It’s a skillful art form. Just because you don’t appreciate it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t honor those who achieve greatness within their community.

I’m a chef you fucking idiot. I know exactly what it means and I know it’s a fucking rip off, because I know what all that shit fucking costs. Go be a hipster moron 5 years behind the trends before trying to engage with people who actually know what the fuck they’re talking about.

I hate them too. I’m of the “Joey doesn’t share food!” philosophy. No, I do not want your fingers all over the sixty-seven plates so can get *one* bite of each. I want my own damn food.

Tapas means “I have to go to this fucking birthday party and pay more money for an incomplete meal and then wind up ordering a pizza later anyway.” That’s what tapas means.

I would go to a restaurant where they randomly carved chunks of meat off a carcass, cooked it up, and plopped it down in front of me until it was nothing but a pile of picked-over bones. My grandfather was a butcher, and my dad hunted and prepped his own venison, so it would be like my childhood all over again, minus

Man cannot live on Manchego and Iberica Ham alone.

Going to tapas places with a group of people is exhausting, even without a belly dancer swirling about and making me feel uncomfortable. Everyone wants to share the plates, which fine, except I don’t eat red meat so then I can only eat half of what we’ve ordered for the table, and I end up taking more than my share of

Yelled at any clouds lately? ;) ;)

Under the Obama administration, expedited removal was used only within 100 miles of the border for people who had been in the country no more than 14 days. Now it will include those who have been in the country for up to two years, and located anywhere in the nation.

Yes, the pill doesn’t make you unstoppable and almighty. That was just senseless risk.

YOU MEAN THE MEDICATION THAT WAS WIDELY PUBLICIZED AS A MAGIC BULLET DOESN’T ACTUALLY WORK!?!?!

I feel like at a certain point you’re pushing your luck with Truvada, and at 75, 56, 56, 50, 38, 49, 66 and 12, you’re REALLY pushing your luck.

In case anyone wants confirmation that republicans are just a bunch of old white dudes, just look at a trolls screen name and check if it’s based on an outdated joke from the 70's.

It’s more than a monument, it’s a cautionary tale.

There’s lots of online speculation about that.

This is obviously a very “late to the party” question, BUT - the two female characters are named “Ana” and “Mia”??? WTF is that a reference to the weird way kids talk online about eating disorders?