I have autism and when I had to get a polygraph, both times the results were inconclusive because my baselines are not the same as neuro- typical people.

Better than eye witness. Still not perfect. You know oneof the questions on a polygraph is if you have ever learned or searched how to beat a polygraph. The makers know it is imperfect but it’s not so awfully wrong that the government has stopped using it.

Well, ribbing is for HER pleasure, not yours. :P

Time to stick Dr. Luke in a McMansion decorated like your favorite local orthodontist’s office and seal up the exits.

Even if he is blind I’d respect how committed he is to perpetuating the lie.

That’s not what major motion picture has ever meant.

Bring It On is definitely a major motion picture.

The seconds seem like hours to me right now....I’ve been waiting my whole Kinja life for this...

It had relatively well-known talent, received a nation-wide theatrical release, and grossed enough that it to spawned several sequels.

I was born for this thread...

Cheerocracy, yes.

Favorite part:

This movie is a masterpiece, DeVos and her tragic sperm eyebrows can go fuck themselves.

Helps keep the BPA’s up!

I think Stewart is a terrible actress, but I would totally be down to be her hook-up girl.

Lazy ass

Where are you so that I may kill you and take your place?

Oh, man. Say...uh...is she single?

You can almost hear the designer sighing, “Whatever, here.”

Do vegans not suffer from constipation?