Thanks! Locomotive Jones will be sending the screen cap to both the FBI and the Secret Service.

Won’t someone please think of Sage Steele?!

“Do you realize how angry people have to be to voluntarily go to JFK?”

~ Stephen Colbert

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.

ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

To be fair, Jack was Frozen at the end.

Alternative Fact: Jack was a poor immigrant and Rose was completely justified kicking him off her door.

That’s a great idea! Thanks!

That’s a great idea! Thanks!

Hey, then good luck with that ungreying! Surely showing up to diss stuff people like will get you on your way. 🙄

Omg I love this! What is this a commercial for?

I mean...I feel you though. He’s totally weird and creepy and maybe completely nuts, but also kind of hot. It’s confusing, but a lot of things are confusing for me these days, andI am content to just bask in the glory of Shia LeBeouf, Nazi-Puncher.

They’re doing something for me though! Hey-ooooo!

#FreeShia - Doesn’t matter that he’s already freed, his spirit is trapped here on Earth with the rest of us.

Good guys in tights saving the world from the evil Nazis

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

#thatprotestsign

I claim an even six feet...stretching the truth by a 1/4". Rounding up, if you will.

WAIT A SECOND.

I mean he has a point...that thing will write on anything. Even daft executive orders.

It’s not deferential - they’ve just figured out the people who know how to pull his strings and scratch his chin in just the way he likes. You just need a few Trump whisperers like Kellyanne Conway to convince him that these are the things he wants to do, and only he is strong and smart and amazing enough to make them…