I think Stewart is a terrible actress, but I would totally be down to be her hook-up girl.

Lazy ass

Where are you so that I may kill you and take your place?

Oh, man. Say...uh...is she single?

Kids will use these figures in all kinds of unique ways.

Ohmygosh I had this one(ostensibly my little brother’s but whatever)! He lived on my desk and I posed him when waiting for Limewire downloads of emo music. #nostalgia

You can almost hear the designer sighing, “Whatever, here.”

Do vegans not suffer from constipation?

“I’m vegan...”

Nicolas Winding Refn is certainly a fan. Anyone that watched Neon Demon notice it as a tribute to Susperia. I love that he has taken on all those beautiful color schemes.

Thanks! Locomotive Jones will be sending the screen cap to both the FBI and the Secret Service.

Won’t someone please think of Sage Steele?!

“Do you realize how angry people have to be to voluntarily go to JFK?”

~ Stephen Colbert

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.

ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

To be fair, Jack was Frozen at the end.

Alternative Fact: Jack was a poor immigrant and Rose was completely justified kicking him off her door.

That’s a great idea! Thanks!

That’s a great idea! Thanks!

Hey, then good luck with that ungreying! Surely showing up to diss stuff people like will get you on your way. 🙄

Omg I love this! What is this a commercial for?