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Immortan Joe Versus The Volcano
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They’re doing something for me though! Hey-ooooo!

#FreeShia - Doesn’t matter that he’s already freed, his spirit is trapped here on Earth with the rest of us.

Good guys in tights saving the world from the evil Nazis

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

#thatprotestsign

The IT guy wants to see how the computer reacts, he doesn’t necessarily think it’ll fix the problem

I claim an even six feet...stretching the truth by a 1/4". Rounding up, if you will.

WAIT A SECOND.

I mean he has a point...that thing will write on anything. Even daft executive orders.

It’s not deferential - they’ve just figured out the people who know how to pull his strings and scratch his chin in just the way he likes. You just need a few Trump whisperers like Kellyanne Conway to convince him that these are the things he wants to do, and only he is strong and smart and amazing enough to make them

He’s really just turning out to be a lapdog for the establishment right, isn’t he? Grover Norquist’s “we just need a guy who can use a pen.”

I doubt that this would stop someone who is a psychopath from harming someone if that were their inclination.

There’s some whore doovrahs in the fridge and some beer-mosas in the cooler out back.

That movie is so underrated! It’s one of the first holiday movies we watch every year.

Wheras my first read was more along the lines of “he did WHAT with the photo?”

Exactly how thin-skinned is America’s president?

That is all

What a bitch. She brutally “murders” (quotations because she thinks she finished the deed) a woman and then bitches that she lost her most prized possession in the process. “Oh, woe is me. I lost my shit while I was totally taking that woman’s life. It is surely the Fates taking our their ire on me! Why does my life