argh!! latex allergies seem like the second worst allergy to have...

People know they can just... break up, right? Sure, it’s messy and most of the time it’s a pain in the ass to divide the DVD collection but you can just break up, you guys.

You should’ve seen the pissy responses on FB when I posted the Magilla Gorilla/Wally Gator meme last week.

You asked. I answered. Be a dear and show yourself out.

She's not a murderer, just a paddlephile.

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

This was the path I took, and it’s been pretty damn nice. I was developing some bad drinking habits while I was in the military, and had some really, really close calls involving car accidents and law enforcement that SHOULD have landed my in jail, but I was lucky. A little too lucky, really. So as soon as I got back…

My father’s an alcoholic, and seeing what it did to him, I vowed to never drink alcohol for fear of becoming him. But I’ve noticed that’s not a valid option when you try and tell people why you don’t drink in the first place. Which leads me to my question. Do you find that the people around you treat you differently…

At the beginning of this, I was really judging the letter writer. I don’t like alcohol, it tastes bad, upsets my stomach, etc, so I don’t get it... if you can’t stand to be with drunk people, just avoid them! But the paragraph where you talked about using alcohol to avoid being uncomfortable - instead of thinking…

On that I do agree. If I were to try to quit drinking, I couldn’t handle being at a bar, regardless. That’s me.

Smoke some weed before you hang out with your friends.

fuck off

Sharon Stone the actress or Sharon Stone the dentist?

Have you tried colour stripper? My natural hair is black, but I’ve been bleaching and going primary colour red for years. Colour stripper lifts is right out and I can get from red to platinum in about 2 hours and for £10.

Without the magic that is Olaplex, my long hair would not have a hidden layer of neon.

Your hair is likely in much worse condition than hers, and also, since you were bleaching with the intent to go red, it was a lot less involved of a process since you didnt have to get any of the red tones. Talk to us when you’re tired of the red and want to do something else!

Trash is gonna trash.

I would have been ALL OVER that copper taffeta number, third from left. Like, READ ME AND WEEP at prom.

Okay?? Go home. The majority of those women mentioned were tortured to death. I understand you think you’re saying something poignant about the state of our society or whatever, but you’re essentially talking over violence against women just to garner your own attention and bait people. This isn’t about guns, and it…