We actually are in the middle of a scare. It’s likely just an infection of the bladder/kidneys. But he’s so old that even that could be hugely problematic.

Right? I can’t even remember the story really, because I likely blocked it out. But I remember the ending well enough.

Yeah, this one is gonna be more along the lines of “Rip out your heartstrings and then yank on them so hard you get up and do the fucking Sobbing Watusi so fast it would put Gepetto to shame” kinda flick.

I kinda knew the dogs were gonna die. But I’m a sucker for a sad story and whatnot.

I literally burned my copy of this book when I was done with it. Just so it couldn’t hurt anyone else ever again.

is worse than child molestation to some people.

Seriously, who the fuck cares how we depict this pedophile? He molested children and everyone’s all butthurt over which actor is playing him in a shitty movie? Great priorities. Splendid.

Sweet and salty! Just like me in the afternoons!

Pineapple and black olive or bust!

I’ll be there with you. Want me to bring you a tetra pak of wine?

Everything I know about Yankee candles I learned from the Vacation movie.

He should be stuffed into a woodchipper. But legs first, of course.

This news will upset the fedoras greatly.

So much this. Brad/Chel rolled the dice and lost.

We should sic Angel Barta on Tom.

I guess now, she’s just Istice...

Blaine is a pain.

I’ll see you there.