Aww, shucks.

Jesus, people were fucking weird about southpaws back in the day.

THIS.

THIS.

if you’re left handed, you have a 1 in 7,000,000 chance of dying because you misused an item intended for right handed people.

Lol, I love how she started out being smug AF and then immediately pivoted to “but I’ve got a medical condishun and my doctor prescribed Dial soap for it!” when everyone pointed out how Triclosan is terrible.

why do folks act like rehoming a pet is like THE WORST most HEINOUS thing a human can do?

Tech guys will be all “Eew, no way are we wasting a single penny on the poors, time to move the company!”

All I have to say is that a lot of my female cousins were teen moms. None of them regret having their children.

I figured Wikipedia would be safe to check

Crouching Lawyer Hidden Gas Pains.

Splash is one of my all time favorite movies!

If being around drunk people cannot be avoided (and you can’t get drunk with them)- weed definitely helps. Unless you’re one of the people that freaks out on the pot. Then just beg out and stream Heathers or something.

I so badly want a heavy metallized Celine Dion tee. So. Very. Badly.

Horrible garbage monsters, the whole lot of em.

There are robins out here already, so either they’re feasting or getting stung by the bees. There’s a lot of birds, actually.

These guys aren’t in the house or walls... yet. So that’s okay, but I won’t be seeding this mix where I did this year, that’s for sure. I’m happy to help, but I didn’t think it through AT ALL.